MIA Welcomes Britto

Miami-based and internationally renowned artist, Romero Britto opens his newest store, Shop Britto® tomorrow at MIA (Miami International Airport, in case you didn't get it).

The new store will open in the new American Airlines North Terminal at Concourse D and will feature prints, souvenirs, casual clothes and other collectibles featuring Britto’s signature artistic creations.

Shop Britto® is the first store an artist has opened at MIA.

Art Basel

Miamians, get ready for Art Basel and all its glory starting this Thursday, December 3rd running through December 6th.

Click here for the official Art Basel Showguide.

Puma Store Holiday Party

Kick-Off December on Dec. 2nd at the Puma Store in Aventura. The event includes discounts throughout the whole store and gifts with purchase for the first 100 shoppers. Also included are several DJ Hero kiosks and a live DJ.

Happy Shopping!

Beary Special Toy Drive

Start your spirit of giving early this year and help Build-A-Bear Workshop collect as many new, unwrapped toys or bears for Toys for Tots this Saturday, November 7th and Sunday, November 8th.

Participating Build-A-Bear Workshop locations in the Miami area include:

The Falls

US1 & SW 136 Street

Pembroke Lakes Mall

11401 Pines Blvd.

Sawgrass Mills

12801 West Sunrise Blvd.

Black Friday Pre-Planning...

what's on our list of "must-haves?" Check it out....



Go to http://www.blakroc.com/ to see webisodes of the making-of with some of our fave artists...including Mr. Mos Def.

Just. Love. This.

I heard this song last night in a movie I was watching. Don't cha love when you unexpectedly hear a song you love in random places? love this.

Take On The Challenge

Are you soccer savvy? Record a video of yourelf doing a cool soccer move or trick and have a chance to win $50,000 in cash from Degree Men.

Watch the video below for more info on the video contest.

Good luck to all.

Um...where's the entrance?

Nestled in Miami's up-and-coming Wynwood neighborhood on 34th and N. Miami Ave, there is no fancy entrance or line around the block or any real big bruhaha extravaganza letting you know you've arrived at an awesome location. Instead, look for the "red awning" in the alley, knock on the door and in you go to Miami's newest hot spot - Bardot.

Last night StrictlyMIA and I had a chance to venture over to the grand opening of this new lounge filled with plush couches, a pool table, pinball machines and the type of decorative items you find at a thrift store and think, "where can I put that?" The vibe was chill (the manager walks around in a kimono with burning incense and jams on the drums with patrons), the drinks cheap (had 6 AWESOME, quality beers, tab $30), and the music...well, it was spectacular (no Party in the USA by Miley...THANK GOD). Oh...and I forgot to mention, opening night included an appearance by designer Richie Rich and resulted in some random getting naked for a free trip to LA. Gotta love Miami. Overall - my new fave place. Enough said.

Check it out:
34th North Miami Ave
Park in the alley and look for the awning

It's all fun and games...

Until I get stuck in traffic on the Biscayne parking lot for an hour! I'm literally sitting at home, afraid to venture out again. Today was Miami's Carnival on 2nd ave. Very fun festivities and lively music going on...but for the love of god, I wish they would've planned for some better traffic control! Please take note, City of Miami, you have to do better next time!

Here's a peek of the what when down courtesy of the Miami Herald:

The Soul Collective

Kia Soul Collective presents three days of music, art, and design for FREE at The Awarehouse.

Starting today and running through Sunday, October 4th you can enjoy free live music by N.E.R.D and Clipse and DJ sets by Lazaro Casanova and Danny Daze (just to name a few).

However, In order to score tickets to Sunday's musical guest, N.E.R.D, you must test drive the new KIA soul.

Click here for the rest of the line-up and more info.

The Awarehouse: 550 NW 29 St-Wynwood

Riddle Me This

We just heard about this and wanted to share for our hardcore Nintendo lovers.

Nintendo recently launched a puzzle-based game called Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box for the handheld Nintendo DS/DSi and they are sending a Professor lookalike to a secret location in Miami tomorrow (Sept. 25) from 11 a.m. – 1 p.m.

The professor will be making his surprise appearance with a bunch of games of Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (you can be eligible to win if you solve one of his brainteasers).

Click here tomorrow(beginning 10 a.m. local time) for riddle-like hints that will reveal the Professor’s location.

Good Luck!

The Perfect Proposal

Gentlemen, If you are planning on popping the question soon ...here's an idea.

Picture this:

• Candlelit path
• Oceanfront table, next to the sand
• 4-course dinner
• Overnight stay at a luxurious hotel
  

If this sounds like the perfect night , you're in luck. From now until October 31st, Acqualina Resort & Spa is hosting the "Proposal Dinner Offer" which includes all of that for $295/per couple.

Take it from us, it would be a guaranteed "YES"

For reservations, call 305-918-6860.

Acqualina Resort & Spa: 17875 Collins Ave (Sunny Isles)

Recession Proof Gables Dining...

...courtesy of our friends at Miami.com. My mouth is watering and my liver is yearning with these great deals! Let us know if you try any of these places...personally, Por Fin is one of my faves. Enjoy!

• Red Koi offers $5 summer lunch special through Sept 30. 317 Miracle Mile, 305-446-2690
  
• Tarpon Bend is serving up $3.50 fresh fruit mojitos and $1 tacos every Thursday 3-9pm. 65 Miracle Mile, 305-444-3210
  
• Por Fin dishes out a week of savings: Monday is Local’s Night – bring your FL license or a Gables business card and take 20% off your entire bill; Tuesday is Date Night - bring friend or date for complimentary bottle of wine when ordering three-course menu; Wednesday ushers in Wine Day – take 50% off any bottle of wine; Thursday means Happy Hour and 2 for 1 cocktails, beer & wine, with $5 tapas; and finally, Sunday is Paella Day – order two paellas and indulge in a free carafe of red sangria. 2500 Ponce de Leon Blvd, 305-441-0107
  
• Register for a CPK Adventure Card (online at CPK.com) and receive 20% off new menu items at California Pizza Kitchen, including pesto chicken pizza, Moroccan salad & Cabo crab cakes. Valid through Sept 15; 300 Miracle Mile, 305-774-9940
  
• Buy a bottle of wine at Wolfe’s Wine Shoppe, bring it to Ortanique, Por Fin, Pascal’s on Ponce, Houston’s, Tarpon Bend; La Cofradia, Ruth’s Chris or Spris and your corkage fee will be waived. Valid though Sept 30. 124 Miracle Mile, 305-445-4567
  
• Hit Peterbrooke Chocolatier from 11am-10pm on Wednesdays for a singe $.99 scoop of gelato. 227 Aragon Ave, 305-446-3131
  
• Cold Stone Creamery scoops out a week of excuses to indulge. Monday purchase at medium Love It Signature shake or smoothie and get a free Kid’s Create Your Own; Tuesdays buy one Kid’s Create Your own and get one free; Wednesdays receive a free plain waffle cone or bowl with the purchase of a medium Love It or a large Gotta Have It; Thursdays take 50% off any size shake or smoothie from 12-5pm; and Fridays take $1 off all cakes and cupcakes. 261 Miracle Mile; 305-403-7000.

National Yoga Month

This year let's not think of September as the official end of Summer but as National Yoga Month.

Good thing that Ayama Yoga Center in Aventura is celebrating National Yoga Month with free yoga classes throughout September (to make the ending of Summer a little bit more enjoyable and promote healthy living).

Students of all levels are welcome. For the schedule of classes, click here or call 305-932-7755.

Ayama Yoga Center: 2624 NE 188 St (Aventura)

Photo Courtesy: Natalie Dee

Flickin' Summer

A friend of ours passed on this flyer to us and we had just had to share because we love the combination of drinks, dancing, cheesy 80s movies, and dressing up.

Flickin' Summer, hosted at the Gusman Center, starts off with happy hour at 6 p.m., followed by a movie at 7, and dancing afterwards. The event also includes a best dressed and best dancer contest.

Flickin' Summer will feature three films at different dates:

• Thursday, August 20th- FAME
• Thursday, August 27-FLASHDANCE
• Thursdauy, September 3-THE WIZ

Cost is $10 in advance and $15 at the door.

For more info, call 305-374-2444 or visit gusmancenter.org

Gusman Center-174 E. Flagler Street (Downtown)

MAM Summer Nights

If you haven't done so already, tonight is your last chance to enjoy MAM Summer Nights.

Starting from 6:30 pm to 9:00 pm, you can enjoy MAM under the stars and the sounds of Miami's own, Afrobeta (if it doesn't rain).

Admission is $10 for non-members and $5 for MAM members

For more info, click here.

Miami Art Museum: 101 West Flagler St.

Downtown

Tweet This

Looking for free drinks this Friday ? (Ok, I know this is a dumb question since we are always looking for free drinks on any given day of the week but for the sake of the post, please let it slide)

Then join the Miami New Times as they host Tweet-Up Face to Face, a social networking happy hour.

The event takes place from 6 to 8 p.m. at the Electric Pickle.

Electric Pickle: 2826 N. Miami Ave
Wynwood

Free drinks for the first 100!

Doesn't Get Any Hotter Than This

This should be music to the ears of Heat fans everywhere. The Miami Heat just announced their 2009-2010 schedule.

They kick-off thier 22nd season on Wednesday, October 28th against the New York Knicks at the American Airlines Arena.

Read more about it here.

Treat Yourself to Some TLC

Acqualina Resort & Spa continues thier monthly spa event, ESPA TLC- Treatments, Light Bites, and Cocktails this Thursday, August 6th from 6:30 to 9:30 pm.

For $65/per person (valet included), you can enjoy mini spa treatments like mini-massages and a mini facial cleanse, cocktails, and delicious canapes to treat your appetite, as well.

To make a reservation, please call 305-918-6844.

Acqualina Resort & Spa: 17875 Collins Ave.
Sunny Isles Beach

It's Finally Here!

It's August and you know what that means...it's MIAMI SPICE month!

We are very excited with the line-up this year. Here is a small taste of what you will find:

• Asia de Cuba at the Mondrian
• Blade, Hakkasan, and Scarpetta at the Fountainebleau
• Sra. Martinez
• Area 31 at Epic Hotel
• Azul at the Mandarin Oriental
• Eos at Viceroy
• Ortanique on the Mile

Click here for the rest of the list of participating restaurants and menus.

Happy Eating!

FREE Sundays....

at Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden for the month of August!

More info, click here.

Smooth and Dreamy...

just in time for bikini and ice cream season.

Food & Lifestyle expert, Ingrid Hoffmann will be at CocoWalk Tuesday, July 28 from 5 pm to 8 pm sampling Breyers' new line of ice cream, Smooth & Dreamy (which only contains half the fat, and 1/3 of the calories). Side note: A friend of ours tasted this ice cream for the first time last week and she loved it!

Click here to check-out recipes that Ingrid made for Breyers and enter to win:

• 2 days and 2 nights (for 2) at The Breakers-Palm Beach
• Cooking classes with Ingrid at the Florida Culinary Institute

CocoWalk: 3015 Grand Ave.
Coconut Grove

The Big Bounce

My friends and I went to The Shore Club last night to kick back after a hectic work day. While we were there, we encountered a local band, The Big Bounce. They've been pretty big on the local music scene for a while so I'm sure this is old news to most you.

Composed of Brendan O'Hara & Komakozie (amazing beatbox!) , they were filled so much with good energy and sound. They played the kind of music that any crowd could enjoy, trust us.

You can find The Big Bounce at the Florida Room at the Delano on Tuesdays starting at 10:00 pm.

To learn more about them, click here.

Photo Courtesy of Lizzie Easton

Girls Night at the Sagamore

It's only Tuesday but I could already use a drink and some girl time and I'm sure you can to. Tonight, The Sagamore will be hosting thier monthly Girls Night Out for those ladies who want to getaway and wind down.

From 6:30 pm to 9:30 pm, ladies can enjoy mini-treatments by Rik Rak Beauty Bungalow, hors d’ourves and complementary glasses of Martini and Rossi Rosé....poolside.

RSVP at byinvitationonly@thepattongroupinc.com

The Sagamore: 1671 Collins Ave

Miami Beach

Doggy Days of Summer

Every Sunday from now until August, The Village of Merrick Park is hosting thier Doggy Days of Summer events from 2 pm to 6 pm. The summer long series , which began this past Sunday, offers a framed photo of your dog with any $25 purchase from Merrick Park (while supplies last) and lots of special treats.

What a perfect way to spend a Sunday afternoon....shopping and spending some quality "doggy-time" with your beloved pooch.

Village of Merrick Park: 358 San Lorenzo Ave.

Coral Gables

Photo Courtesy: Village of Merrick Park

Have a case of the Monday Blues?

Well, now you can turn that frown upside down thanks to Ben and Jerry's! The ice cream maker is offering customers a "buy one, get one free" offer on Sundaes...to help you make "Mondays into Sundaes." I love cheesy slogans!

Click here to find a Ben and Jerry's location near you.

Inca 2010 Cruise Collection

MB Fashion Week Swim begins wednesday and with it comes some great events like this one.

Inca (very stylish and luxurious swimwear) is unveiling their 2010 cruise collection at the W South Beach this Thursday, July 16. Party starts at 9 pm with supermodel host, Cindy Taylor and cocktails courtesy of Grey Goose vodka.

RSVP is a must and you can do that by sending an email to inca@rocmediapr.com.

To check-out Inca goodness, click here.

W South Beach: 2201 Collins Ave.

Miami Beach

Beauty on the Beach

I saw the ad for this while driving home on 836 and it caught my attention.

Starting this Friday, July 10th the Wolfsonian-FIU will open its newest exhibit: Beauty on the Beach: A Centennial Celebration of Swimear. This exhibit presents presents swimsuits from the early twentieth century to today, examines how swimwear design and marketing shape and reflect popular ideas about fitness, beauty, and glamour. Along with Beauty on the Beach will be Sun Stroke Stimulus, a photographic installation about contemporary bathing culture.

This exhibit runs through to October 11th.

To read the full release, click here or visit their website Wolfsonian-FIU.

Address: 1001 Washington Ave.

Miami Beach, FL 33139

manGO Festival

For those of you who wait all year for mango season to arrive, this event is one you must check out.

This Saturday & Sunday, Fairchid Tropical Botanical Gardens is hosting their 17th Annual Mango Festival from 9:30 am to 4:30 pm.

The festival includes anything and everything mango from mango tastings, mango medics (bring a piece of your ailing mango tree for this one), mango smoothies, mango music, mango trees....the list goes on.

$20 for adults, $15 for seniors, $ 10 for chilren over 6 and free for children under 6.

For more info, please visit their website Fairchild Tropical Botanical Gardens

Address: 10901 Old Cutler Rd.

Coral Gables, FL 33156

Celine...puh-leaze!

Seriously, WTF??

Pucker Up

Whip out the binaca and stay away from Garlic...today is National Kissing Day!

Who will you be smooching??

Happy Monday!

Photo: istockphoto.com

Nourish your beer gut

Do you have a love for beer, yet fear exposing your beer belly at backyard and pool shenanigans this weekend? Well, given the rain forecast for this weekend you're in luck! Indulge in some good 'ole beer drinking instead and check out the Miami Herald's guide to local breweries that serve the finest ale from around the world. Yet, fear not, for those who want to keep things patriotic...you'll find many options from around the USA (um...a Frisco Sierra Nevada sounds good right about now). Their recos include The Bar in the Gables; The Abbey Brewing Co, The Room & Zeke's on the Beach; Gordon Biersch in Brickell; and The Titanic Brewery in South Miami (click here for more details).

Do you have any other fav breweries? Let us know!

Happy Beer drinking!

Photo: www.graphicshunt.com

Miami Makes You Sweat...As If You Didn't Already Know!

As part of our Wednesday "Seriously, WTF!" rant we decided to share this with you:

Old Spice has named Miami as the #7 " Sweatiest City of All Time". Now I know this isn't really a rant because living in or having been to Miami in the middle of summer, you can agree with Old Spice's claim but the Seriously, WTF factor is why the hell weren't we #2 (at least,because we recognize that Phoenix, which is #1, is in the middle of a desert).

Other Florida cities to grace the list are:

• West Palm Beach
• Tampa
• Orlando
• Fort Myers

Another fun fact: According to Old Spice, all 5 Florida cities collectively produce nearly 2 millions gallons of sweat-enough to fill Shamu's tank in about 3.25 hours.....seriously, wtf?

You can read the rest of the release here.

Photo Courtesy of Esquire.com

Swimwear Galore

Miamians, get ready for this year's Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim happening July 15-19 at the Raleigh Hotel. Although this is an invitation-only event, its nice to know what's going on in Miami every now and then.

Swimweek includes collections from:

• Aqua Di Lara
• Luli Fama (local)
• Poko Pano
• tibi
• True Religion

Check their website for the rest of this year's participating designers and schedule. We will try to update you throughout the upcoming weeks with after parties, swimweek-related events, etc. Stay tuned!

Fireworks!

Is it only us or has this year flown by? I remember (what I can remember from that night) celebrating New Year's and now it's time to celebrate Fourth of July! Since the economy blows, some fireworks displays aren't happening this year (The Biltmore...cough, cough) so we wanted to share with you some old and new fireworks displays. We came across this great guide put together by miami.com that should help you and your family this Fourth of July holiday.

Click here to view the guide.

We also heard about a new Fireworks Display/Pool Party happening at the Viceroy Hotel-Icon Brickell that sounds like a winner. Festivities begin at noon and go well into the night but you must RSVP here to get in.

We will try to keep you updated throughout the week with more display shows and pool parties. In the meantime, send us some suggestions.

Finger Lickin' Good?

Courtesy of my friends in Orlando, BK is now serving fire-grilled ribs. Seriously, WTF? Ribs at a fast food joint? Not so sure about that. Has anyone seen this in Miami?

Best of Miami

Miami New Times' Best of Miami 2009 is out online!

Click here to find out who the winners are. Congrats to all!

Bend it like Beckham in Brickell

Miami's Brickell area is fast becoming an urban-dwellers mecca with everything you need right around the corner:

• Out of milk? Publix is two blocks from your apt.
• Craving Mexican? If its pay-day, you have the option of Rosa....if it's not, you can go to Baja Fresh.
• Bad day at work? sigh, Tobacco Road to the rescue.
• Want to get in a good game of soccer at a state-of-the art facility? Um...wait, can you? Well, yes and like everything else in Brickell, in style! Miami's up and coming urban scene downtown now includes a rooftop soccer field...yes, I said rooftop.

Here's a re-post regarding Brickell Soccer Rooftop from our friends at ThrillList Miami:

Soccer Rooftop
444 Brickell Ave, Brickell; 786.220.4589

Rooftops offer awesomeness: killer parties, a sweet view of topless sunbathing chicks foolish enough to think you're not watching, and sweeter views of the cops pulling up right after you realize she's not as foolish as you thought. Adding the world's game to the list, Soccer Rooftop.

Run by three amigos from Latin America, one of whom played for Mexico in the World Cup, SR's a pair of fenced-in soccer pitches on the mid-level roof of the Rivergate Plaza in Brickell, complete with an indoor lounge and patio, and accommodating adult league play, or anything else you can think up, from corporate events, to birthdays, to wedding receptions for any marriages you desperately want to fail. Fields're standard size for indoor futbol (56'x110'), and're covered in two-tone green artificial turf that meets the highest FIFA rating, thanks to sand and small rubber granules that keep turf blades upright, lending a more earthy feel to the pitch; the standard indoor balls used are less likely to shoot off the roof, as they're smaller and harder -- cruel, but the alternative is them falling to their death. As for games, SR'll throw your squad in a league, let you create an entire league of your own, or put you on a solo waiting list so you can jump in for teams missing a guy or two; games'll kick off any time from midday, to post-work, to 1am for a diehard cadre of valet drivers, cooks, and waiters -- get in, and they'll exercise frustration at your adeptness at calculating 14%. There's full men's and women's locker rooms w/ showers (and a sauna in the men's), a lounge area with free wi-fi, hardwood floors, an L-shaped sofa, plenty of cushy chairs, a flatscreen hi-def for watching professional matches, and an outdoor patio area, where you'll be tempted to go topless, until an onlooker reports the outrage to the cops. See how the balls bounce at SoccerRooftop.com

Bancroft SUPERclub

Time and time again we are all faced with the question, " What is there to do tonight?". It's not that there isn't millions of things to do, its the simple fact that we forget what's around (especially when under pressure). We came across a new nightlife supercenter/bar/restaurant (it's an all-in-one package) today that we hope you remember for next time's question.

The Bancroft Supperclub, opening today in Miami Beach, houses several bars, a restaurant, and outside lounges. This might be the end of your bar-hopping days.

Ms. Vaselina and I will be making a trip over to the beach this weekend to check it out. We encourage you to do the same and let us know what you thought about it.

1501 Collins Ave.
Miami Beach

Rain Delay on Life?

We are at day 21 of rain in what's supposed to be beautiful, sunny Miami. Wet streets and random street canals make it impossible to get anywhere or even make you want to go anywhere. Basically, this "much needed" rain has really turned out to be a major buzz kill. AND, to top it all off...June marks the beginning of mine and strictlyMIA's birthday month...how are we supposed to plan for fab b-day bashes when there seems to be no end in sight to this rain?!?!?

Well, my friends, we'll have to resort to plan B. Aside from catching up on some zZzZz's, here are some indoor activities that don't require any drive time:

• Get to know your neighbors: invite the rude guy from the elevator, and anyone else in your building you don't know over for happy hour. Play a rain-inspired drinking game such as taking a shot every time it thunders or lighting strikes...you'll be drunk in 10 minutes.
• Couch potato it up: stock up on movies from Blockbuster....On-demand/Comcast can't be trusted.
• Be a kid again: go to Toys R' Us and buy some board games! Some of my faves are Mad Gab, Taboo and Cranium. Also, stay active and play some Wii...you could even have a Wii party. WAIT...better yet, play some old school charades. Whatever game you chose, please remember that alcohol is a requirement.
• Snuggle. I do not recommend doing this by yourself as that will just add to your rain-induced depression.
• Lights out: grab a good book and flashlight. I approve of doing by yourself.
• Summer cleaning?? Start a new cleaning tradition...I mean, why not?
• Pop a squat: that is, in a bar. Head out early to good spot like Transit where there is usually a band or two to help you shake your caboose, a variety of games to play (darts, pool, connect four to name a few) and a full bar. A spot like this eliminates the need to bar-hop in the rain.

While the above are good options for a casual weekend, the b-day bash dilemma still weighs upon us so we need your help! Aside from praying to a higher being for clear skies, got any ideas for any fun, b-day extravagances to help us rebel against the rain?? Please do tell....

Oh...and I almost forgot...HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

What are we doing today, Brain?

Well...I'm not Pinky...so obviously not taking over the world. But, if you're on a diet like myself (and every other girl in the MIA...including those that are ALREADY skinny...but like to talk about how pudgy they are)....then trying to have fun while sidelining some calories can seem just as daunting.

No need to worry, Level 25's Skinny Thursdays are here to save the day! According to our friends at DailyCandy, the happy hour festivity offers drinks and snacks under 200 calories (um...almost sounds like the 100 calories packs...but better!), including $7 cocktails like the Skim Rose (Belvedere vodka, fresh cranberry juice, Moët & Chandon, Imperial, and fresh raspberries). So cheap drinks and eats that won't necessarily cancel out calories burned at boxing? Sigh...I've died and gone to a broke, dieters alcohol heaven.

But, WAIT! If you're not worried about the calories, but still want to drink on the cheap while supporting some sort of theme or inner desire, then be sure to check out Level 25's other weekly happy hour offerings, which are part of the bar's "Elevate Your Week" happy hour series. Here's a quick rundown:

• Mojito Monday's: $6 Mojitos, Caipirinhas and Caprioskas to help you say goodbye to the Monday blues!
• Go Green Tuesdays: organic wines and Go Green menu to help chic, tree-huggers sip in style.
• Wine'Down Wednesdays: 50 percent off all glasses/bottles of wine and champagnes AND $5 glasses of wine...um, yeah, perfect for the winos!
• Skinny Thursdays: you know all the deets.
• Elevated Fridays: 50 percent off the entire wine, champagne and cocktail menu....plus, fab music to help you start the weekend all sauced up by 7:30 PM.

So, there you have it. A full week of great happy hour offerings from 5 - 8 PM. God bless this place!

Some details

Location: Level 25 at the Conrad Hotel

Time: 5 - 8 PM

Address: 1395 Brickell Avenue, 25th Floor

Phone: 305-503-6529

Coral Gables Restaurant Week...Why Not?

Food Lovers, which is just about everyone, would be happy to learn about Coral Gables Restaurant Week (if you haven't so already). It works just like Miami Spice, it has a pre-set, three-course menu for lunch and dinner. The only difference is that the restaurants are located in Coral Gables (duh).

It starts on June 1st and runs through June 14th and has the following delicious restaurants (some are among strictlyMIA faves) to chose from:

• Bangkok Bangkok II
• La Cofradia Ceviche Bar
• Le Provencal
• Ortanique on the Mile
• Por Fin

Point is, if you don't participate...you're dumb and we mean that in the nicest way possible.

For more info regarding the Coral Gables Restaurant Week, please call 305-569-0311 or visit their website.

$5 make you wanna holla

Tonight, @MiaSci Happy Hour with Substance (the Miami Science Museum's monthly, young professionals mixer) goes on the road to Cabana One Rooftop Lounge at The Mayfair Hotel.

Enjoy complimentary Polar Beer, drink specials at the bar, music by EP and live science fun with Merlin the Magician. All this for only a $5 cover - so no "I'm broke as a joke" excuses for not going!

Some details...
Location: Cabana One Rooftop Lounge, The Mayfair Hotel
Address: 3000 Florida Avenue, Coconut Grove
Time: Happy Hour time...so leave work early and be there at 6 PM!

Happy Hump Day!

We're scrapping for a "seriously, WTF" so instead here's a funny to celebrate hump day!

Quads are making a comeback!

So, I was driving down NE 2nd avenue in Wynwood yesterday and passed by a Dominoes pizza. Apparently, I missed the memo because that location is now a skate up joint. Waiting at the counter there was a girl (totally done up with make-up and all) waiting for her pizza in old school quad skates that looked like they were circa 1986 (I think I had might have had the same pair).

EVERYONE has in bike in my neighbor...but seriously, WTF, now we're pulling out the quads?? Yea...I think that's pretty awesome.

Are quads be making a comeback? What do you think??

Miami's best band? duh, ArtOfficial!

The Miami New Times is launching its annual "Best of Miami" survey and needs your votes! This local tradition highlights the best of the best in the city and I personally always look forward to it. From new eateries to local music venues to the best boutiques and the best new bands, the "Best of Miami" always brings us Miami's hidden treasures.

In particular, this year, I think you should vote for ArtOfficial in the best band category. Here's my shameless, yet totally derserving plug:

• Have you ever been to one of their shows and seen people NOT dancing? Yea, that never happens...they always know how to bring it and personally, I always leave a show one hot mess...which is what you want from a good night out. Plus, they have their own "Dancing Queen" front and center at every show.


• There's no perfect way to describe their sound because they're just 'Too Nasty'....seriously, think about the sickest rapper you know from the golden era of hip-hop, jamming with a classic jazz band....luckily you don't have to think about it, because it exists. ArtOfficial is basically a match made in heaven...and anything that comes heaven must be good.


• Their sax guy, Keith, will likely spontaneously combust on stage one day...it doesn't get any cooler than that.


• They won't ban you from their shows if you act a fool and sing into their mics while they're trying to record live...they'll just turn them off and welcome back you back with open arms.


• The just won a Grammy! Well, almost...more like the Grammy Florida showcase, which is still the coolest thing and one step closer. They also made it as finalists to play at Lollapalooza. They've released an album in Japan. They were part of the line-up to re-open South Beach's iconic Clevelander Hotel. They have multiple weekly shows at some of Miami's best venues. Yet, despite all their success and the number of good things that continue to happen for them...they're still just a bunch of guys passionate about what they do and make sure they work hard to do it...and that's why it works.

So, basically, they simply just rock! It's hard to find genuine goodness like this in Miami, even if you tried. Trust me on this. So go on and vote now!!

Photo: Photography by Kar Gar

Hello, Hello...strictlyMIA...you there?!?!?

Yes, we're alive! There really is no excuse for our lapse in posting...or is there? Actually, the thing is, I just got a puppy and she peed on my laptop...so as you can imagine, it has been hard to connect to bring you the latest and greatest about anything and everything Miami. Do you forgive us?

Well...if I'm begging forgiveness, I should tell you the truth (especially since I haven't really actually gotten my puppy yet)...we've simply fallen off the map...have been slacking off...lost our focus...but behind every slacker there is always an excuse, so here are some of ours:

1. Travelin' - I went on vacay a month ago...and while I physically checked-out and came back, I hadn't really mentally checked-in. Luckily, I just survived a 50-hour work week...so my brain has re-activated itself from "slacker, do just enough to get by" mode to "get shit done, while burning the midnight oil" mode. In addition to my fun in the sun, I also had some business travel in between. All the air travel sent my funny, witty brain chip into hibernation...I'm not sure if it is fully awake yet, but hopefully the rustiness will wear off in the next few posts.


2. Celebratin'- strictlyMIA graduated!!! So, she took some time to mentally decompress...after all the shize she went through at F-I-U...I don't blame her. CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!


3. Workin' - After graduation, StrictlyMIA started the "real world." Meaning goodbye Friday mani/pedi at noon, hello 9 to 5, baby! Some growing pains are in order.


4. Couch Potato-in' (kinda) - Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol...well, not really...more like the TV...I got sucked into Grey's, Lost, the NBA Playoffs...which all did include some alcohol-happy (or miserable if we're talking about the Heat's elimination) viewing parties. Plus, I'm broke...so TV and Robert Mondavi's Pinot Noir (only the $9, private collection) have become my new BFFs.

But, there's no need to fear! I just got my tax return check, bought some new red shoes, and found some new inspiration...so, I'm happy to say we're back business!!!

P.S. do you have any lame excuses for laziness?? Please do share...my excuse well is running dry and I'm sure I'll need something at one point or another (of course, not for the blog =).

This For You, Moms!

Moms around the nation can experience the ultimate Mom's nite out on Thursday, May 7th.

Locally hosted at Dadeland Mall, this "nite out" will feature great social networking opportunities with cooking demonstrations, a style presentation, complimentary wine and cheese samples by Winn-Dixie and more. Moms, there will also be giveways and shopping benefits (more reason for you to go and have fun!)

The event runs from 6 to 9 p.m. in the center of the mall.

For more local info, please visit Simon.com. For national info, visit Momsniteout.com.

Go ahead, you deserve it!

Vote for Your Favorite Miami Spot

944 Magazine is asking its readers to help them assemble thier May "944 Picks" Issue. All you have to do is visit www.944.com/picks and nominate your favorite spot in Miami.

Categories include:

- Eat This: Restaurants, Breakfast Spots and Mom-and-Pop Bistros
- Step Out: Nightspots, Best Rooftops, Dive Bars, Microbrews and Wine Bars
- Fashion Forward: Baubles, Duds and Designers
- Body Conscious: Trendsetting Salons, Spa and Yoga Studios
- Get Cultured: Music, Art and Architecture

Don't forget to pick up the May issue (coming out May 4th) and see if your nomination was chosen.

It's All About Me

After long hectic hours at the office and almost growing a hunchback from sitting at your desk all day in front of a computer screen… we all need a ME Day! And what better way than at Me Day Spa. We recently visited this cozy bungalow-like spa that is tucked away on Alton Road. They have all the trendy comforts of the modern day spa from a hair salon, mani and pedi stations, three facial rooms and amazing massages. They even have a special carotene treatment for your hair and mango facial peels (sounds yummy).

Their staff is really friendly and while you’re getting pampered you even get treated to a glass of champagne..it doesn’t get any better than that now does it! You can check them out at http://www.medayspa.com/.

Me Day Spa: 1439 Alton Road Miami Beach

(305) 534-6363

More Segafredo Goodness

Segafredo opened another door, this time on Española Way in the heart of South Beach. Expect the décor, menu, and chic atmosphere to be similar to their Brickell and Bal Harbour locations (already fab places especially for happy hour).

Parents & Dog lovers will be happy to know that Segafredo Española Way offers a children’s menu as well as a dog menu.

For more info, click here.

Segafredo Española Way: 500 Española Way

Liar Liar...Wednesday Rant

One of our strictlyMIA fans (one of the five of you) sent us this picture and we just had to post it up. I understand that we live in a predominant Hispanic culture but seriously, wtf?

If anyone dares to try these or has tried them before, please let us know.

Attention Fashionistas: Classy, Landfill Chic Now Available

Remember the days when you would open your lunchbox and found an oh-so-tasty Capri Sun pouch next to your pan con bistec? (yes, my mom loved me!) Since then, I've been hooked on the goodness of the juice and many times stocked my mini-dorm room pantry with the pouches...after all, they were excellent mixers for my mocktails! But after all the joy they've brought to your life, the pouch was always destined to a grimy and non-environmentally conducive future in a landfill.

Well...not anymore! Capri Sun, in partnership with TerraCycle (an eco-company that has pioneered the concept that any disposable material can be reused and created into something of value) have teamed up in an effort to make the classic pouch a hot-item accessory for budding fashionistas!

Recently, the companies hosted a CAPRI SUN Ready to Re-Wear Runway Show hosted by teen sensation AnnaSophia Robb (Disney's Race to Witch Mountain). The best part of the event was a one-of-a-kind dress made entirely from Capri Sun pouches (modeled by 12-year-old Chantellyne Rivera of Miami, a member of the Boys & Girls Clubs of Miami-Dade). The dress is currently being auctioned off to benefit The Boys & Girls Club of America.

Visit http://www.ebaygivingworks.com/ and type in Capri Sun to bid on the dress!

Miami - Vote Earth!

It started in 2006...U.S. citizens started to get enthusiastic about our electoral process...more so than ever before. The result: Change. When it comes to historic elections, its safe to say our generation has become part of something that's bigger than us. Now, we have the opportunity to once again take part in an "election" that can impact our way of living on a global level by making the decision to Vote Earth.

How to cast your ballot: tomorrow night at 8:30 PM by turn off your light switch for 1-hour to celebrate Earth Hour.

The goal: One billion people voting with their light switch during Earth Hour to create a powerful mandate for our leaders to take strong and decisive action on climate change during the Dec. 2009 meeting in Copenhagen.

It's All About....Doggy Style

If fashion and dogs are your addiction then you're in luck because Cabana One is hosting a fashion show this Friday, March 27.....with some very cute doggies.

From 7 to 9, catch these unsual models work the runway for "Rescues Rock the Runway" to showcase Toru's new Spring line (super chic and stylish doggie apparel). The event costs $25 and goes to benefit Paws 4 You. Included in your $25 are drinks, hors d' oeuvres, and prizes.

Following the fashion show starts Cabana's weekly Friday night party featuring the sounds of DJ Ethics.

More info on the Fashion Show, call 786.242.RESQ.

Info on Bottle & Table Reservations for Cabana, contact Amanda Garcia at amandag360@yahoo.com

Cabana One at the Mayfair Hotel: 3000 Florida Ave.

Earth Hour Pre-party @MiaSci

The Miami Science Musuem, along with the City of Miami is GOING GREEN and celebrating Earth Hour for their monthly mixer @MiaSci tonight.

For $20, Miami's finest (and environmentally conscience) "Movers and Shakers" can enjoy food and an open bar all night AND with the Winter Music Conference in town, enjoy music by EP and a live performance by FANCY ME YET. Aside from a good time, the event will showcase our planet and how we can help conserve it as well as info on what others in the community are doing to contribute their part to this global effort.

Where else can you pay homage to mother earth, while downing a rum and coke and eating yummy meatballs on a toothpick? Gotta love these @MiaSci happy hours with substance!

Some details

Address: 3280 S. Miami Avenue (across from Vizcaya)

Time: Doors open at 6 PM

Cover: $20 at the door

um...I'm late

Thankfully these words apply to our weekly Wednesday rant. For today, let's say we had a little birdie come sing us a song...about chongas that is.

Local producer KC Chopz paid tribute to the chongas (ala Puffy using the beats from Asher Roth's "I Love College) complete with a shout to to bistec empanizado. While funny, this geniusness is pretty much recycled. I mean, has everyone forgotton our "Chongalicious" girls?

Seriously, WTF? There's no way he's better than our home girls....we're on "Team Chongalicious."

Cheap drinks till 2 AM and not at a Dive Bar? Tell me more...

Forget the smokey bar scene, this week's best "hump day" happy hour is happening at the River Lounge. Located at the Epic Hotel in Brickell, the new lounge will be hosting a soft-opening on Wednesday, March 25th from 4 PM to 2 AM with discounted drinks for those that RSVP to the event.

This newcomer to the Miami happy hour/nightlife scene promises to be Miami chic with its towering windows and schnazzy décor (including a circular bar, balcony, and cozy spots). Oh, and wait…a patio allowing us to brave the humidity for romantic, wind-blowing in your hair dates or the oh-so-sexy (or not-so-sexy) smoke. Offering both classy and adventurous drinks as well as yummy delicacies with a bar menu from restaurant Area 31, we think River Lounge is on its way to becoming the next “it” place. Sigh...a new place with a nice ambiance.

Plus, with cheap drinks running till 2 AM (FYI a ploy to lure us….which works), those cozy spots seem just right for a drunken make-out session for those whose happy hours end up being more than just an hour. Here's to a happy hump day!

Some details
Address: Epic Hotel, 270 Biscayne Blvd. Way
Date: March 25th
Time: 4 PM to 2 AM
RSVP: 305-698-2384

An Event Short

This event doesn't need an explanation....all you need to know is that wine will be involved.

This Thursday, March 26: Coral Gables Wine and Food Festival will be up and running for its 6th year.

A Bloody Good Time

Twilight fans, who have been anxiously awaiting the DVD release this March 21, can finally sink their teeth into it!

Walmart in Doral is hosting a midnight Twilight party for those waiting for the midnight DVD release. The best part is that the first 50 fans in line will receive an exclusive Twilight party park with everything you need to have the ultimate viewing party.

"Twilight stores" have already been set-up in the giant retailer nationwide. You can find items like: Twlight apparel, bags, music, and books.

The DVD goes on sale tomorrow at MIDNIGHT!

Doral Walmart: 8651 NW 13 Terr

A Seafood Affair

I've been slacking on my end of the posts this week but luckily we have Ms. Vaselina to keep us entertained. However, I'm back (please hold your excitement) and I have a new, low-key, cheap event for your family next SUNDAY funday.

The Deering Estate is hosting thier 5th Annual Deering Seafood Festival on the Bay. The festival features live music, art exhibits, the Lil Shrimp Kids Zone, boat rides, and tours of the historical Deering Estate and more.

Our favorite part because we love eat is the fact that there will be live cooking demos from local chefs representing these fab restaurants:

• Oceanaire
• Ortanique on the Mile
• Bizcaya (Ritz-Carlton)

Tickets are $15 for adults and $5 for children over the age of 4.

Click HERE for more info on the event and the types of seafood that will be served.

Deering Estate:16701 SW 72 Ave.

Wednesday "handcuffs edition" Rant

I once went out on a date with a guy that ended up being disastrous (not TOO disastrous, just really, REALLY not my type). The first sign should have been when he pulled up in his car, and on the rear view mirror there were handcuffs hanging.

Nope, he wasn't a cop in case you were wondering. He's part of that weird breed of Miami people that think that is somewhat cool.

I would have accepted over sized fluffy dice, but handcuffs? Seriously, WTF.

What tickles your pickle?

Hopefully, it’s the grand opening of The Electric Pickle in Wynwood (former Circa 28 digs). The new bar/lounge is throwing a “sneak-peak” party on Wednesday, March 18th to help those of us who have missed Circa 28 fill the void in our hearts for place that has a chill vibe, a thriving local music/arts scene, and most importantly, no cover to enter!

The party kicks off at 9 PM and will feature some of Miami’s best live bands such as ArtOfficial and The Jesse Jackson Band, DJ sets by Will Renuart and Captain Ridiculous as well as surprise guests.

Bottom line: be there or be square.

Some details:
Address: 2826 North Miami Ave.
Time: Doors open @ 9 PM

Sunday Funday

On any given Friday, probably 75% of my friends status updates are as follows: "TGIF...woo-hoo!!" At 5:59 PM, we all act like captive animals cut loose for the first time running ravenously toward our weekend...or happy hour (you say tomato, I say tomAto). Following a rambunctious Friday, we sleep in late and wake up to either shop or go to the beach and basically, do it all over again. After all, weekends are made for fun.

By the time Sundays roll around, you're spent. However, you could still have low-key fun. Here are some of my favorite, low-effort Sunday activities (aka no make-up or perfectly coiffed hair required) that are sure to help you make the most of your laziness:

• Movies: Sundays are perfect for catching up on the latest flicks...while in bed. Hit up Blockbluster....or better yet, sign up for Netflix and have the movies delivered right to you.
• Brunch: meet up friends and get wasted early at brunch. The key is to find a place with bottomless Mimosas.
• Lounge: lay out by the pool with a magazine or book...and a nice cold corona. Invite some friends over (but keep it at a minimum, you don't want a party!) and spend the day talking shit.
• Relax: take a super hot, 2-hour bubble bath then slip back into your jammies (please make sure they're clean ones).
• Sleep: nap it up! I usually like to get up and take a little nap on the couch....head to the sala for another one, then make it back to my bed.

Lazy Sundays are so fun, I suggest doing Sunday on Saturday.

St. Patty's in Miami

This year's St. Patty's Day should be like all of the other ones: green and full of alcohol resulting in uselessness at work the next day.

strictlyMIA has put together a list of suggestions for you on your quest for a good time this March 17th. In the end, we know that when you're with the right people you'll have fun no matter where you go.

Our Top Pick:

Although we are big fans of John Martin's annual St. Patrick's Day Festival in the Gables, its time to move on. This year we are trying something different and heading out to Irish Times' block party in South Miami starting at 6 pm.

Irish Times: 5350 Sunset Dr.

Other Suggestions:

• John Martin's: 253 Miracle Mile
• Duffy's Tavern: 2108 SW 57 Ave.
• The Playwright: 1265 Washington Ave.
• Waxy O' Connors: 1248 Washington Ave.
• Churchills: 5501 NE 2nd Ave.