Wednesday "handcuffs edition" Rant

I once went out on a date with a guy that ended up being disastrous (not TOO disastrous, just really, REALLY not my type). The first sign should have been when he pulled up in his car, and on the rear view mirror there were handcuffs hanging.

Nope, he wasn't a cop in case you were wondering. He's part of that weird breed of Miami people that think that is somewhat cool.

I would have accepted over sized fluffy dice, but handcuffs? Seriously, WTF.