um...I'm late

Thankfully these words apply to our weekly Wednesday rant. For today, let's say we had a little birdie come sing us a song...about chongas that is.

Local producer KC Chopz paid tribute to the chongas (ala Puffy using the beats from Asher Roth's "I Love College) complete with a shout to to bistec empanizado. While funny, this geniusness is pretty much recycled. I mean, has everyone forgotton our "Chongalicious" girls?

Seriously, WTF? There's no way he's better than our home girls....we're on "Team Chongalicious."

Wednesday "handcuffs edition" Rant

I once went out on a date with a guy that ended up being disastrous (not TOO disastrous, just really, REALLY not my type). The first sign should have been when he pulled up in his car, and on the rear view mirror there were handcuffs hanging.

Nope, he wasn't a cop in case you were wondering. He's part of that weird breed of Miami people that think that is somewhat cool.

I would have accepted over sized fluffy dice, but handcuffs? Seriously, WTF.