MTV Wants You to Get Nailed

Get your 15 minutes of fame and become America's newest kind of celebrity, a Reality TV one.

MTV is now casting for their new salon based reality TV series, Nail'd, here in Miami Beach.

They are looking for people who have "BIG" personalities, attractive (shouldn't be too hard here in Miami), and outgoing.

The open casting call is this Saturday, March 14th from 6 pm to 9 pm.

Honeydoo Salon

1460 Washington Ave.

Walk of Shame...no more!

After our hoochie-filled post yesterday, how serendipitous was it for us to come across the Walk of Shame kit, thanks to our friends at ThrillList. The kit comes complete with all the essentials - cotton dress, pre-pasted toothbrush, flip-flops, backpack (for your hoochie gear), wipes (self-explanatory) and most importantly, posh-style sunglasses. The best part...a portion of proceeds goes toward breast cancer awareness. Where were these items when I needed to save face the morning after?

Sigh...how nice to know that you could still be naughty....and no one has to know! Stash one in your truck today ladies...or gentlemen, be chivalrous and have one handy.

Happy Friday!

Photo: WalkofShame.com

Is Miami a town of Samantha's?

Yes! Gotta love the Miami New Times' Riptide 2.0 for letting us all know that indeed, Miami women are naughty! According to a recent post, Dan Levy (founder of an online dating site) recently polled women in seven major metropolitan cities (Miami, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas, and Washington DC) to get a sense of their sexual behaviors.

The question was simple...how long does it take to get you naked? Everything under the sun was considered sexual behavior (so for those ladies out their claiming virginity since you've haven't "run" across home base, sorry, you're not). And the answers to select we're simpler: less than one date, at least two, or more than three. In Miami, 37 percent leave their clothes at the door on the first date! This was higher than women polled in all the other cities.

Tisk, tisk girls...could it be that we're getting better at no-strings-attached sex? Are we really just hoochies? What do you think???

Whatever the case may be, its clear that women in Miami are thinking more like men and feeling more sexually liberated...so ladies, have fun...but make sure to take care of yourselves and please remember....no glove, no love!

Photo: SheKnows.com

Bike Miami!

Biking fans looking for a good exercise or a little fun without the worry of getting hit by a car, this post is for you.

Bike Miami is back on their 5th run this Saturday, March 14.

This free, family-fun event closes the street of Downtown Miami from 9 am to 3 pm so you can peacefully enjoy your bike ride.

More info: Bike Miami

Add Some Schnebly to the Mix

For those of you on a budget, who dream of visiting the ever-famous wineries in California, can put that dream on hold (for now) and enjoy the best kind of winery....one in your own backyard.

Newly-opened, Schnebly’s Winery in the Redlands (Homestead) has been making local headlines for their tours and tastings of their wine,which is only made from fruits like mango, lychee, and guava.

The tours and tastings go for about only $7.

For more info, visit Schnebly Winery or call 305-242-1224.


Schnebly Winery:
30205 SW 217 Ave.

Photo Courtesy of Schnebly Wines

WTF!

Have you ever had a moment when you're walking down Ocean or at FIU or simply in the elevator at work when something happens that makes you think...WTF? Well, get ready...because every Wednesday we're going to bring you a WTF story (either a rant or rave) that will make you laugh (or cry).

So here goes our first installment...

I was driving down Biscayne Blvd in Downtown and I saw a woman on the side of the street (mind you, pants down, booty facing the road) using the sidewalk as a public restroom (yes, for number 2)...in broad daylight AND in front of the bus stop.

Seriously, WTF.

Who's House Is It?

D-Wade is OUT OF CONTROL good!!! Despite having a mild obsession with him (and of course, Udonis Haslem)…no one can deny that Wade is a basketball genius. After yesterday’s show-stopping (crazy, magical, INSANE) game against the Chicago Bulls, there is no question that Wade’s mantra - “This is MY house” - is true. And yesterday was only a culmination of what he’s been doing this season…basically, every game he gets better and better. Don’t be left out! Get in the game and support our boys by going to http://www.heat.com/ for tickets!

Remaining home games this season:
· March 11th vs. Boston
· March 14th vs. Utah
· March 23rd vs. Memphis
· March 28th vs. Milwaukee
· March 30th vs. Orlando
· April 7th vs. New Orleans
· April 12th vs. New York
· April 15th vs. Detroit

I’m sure they’ll make it to the play-offs…maybe even more this year! Stay tuned.

Photo: Heat.com

Let's Go For an Art Walk

Every 2nd Saturday of the month, local art /design lovers flock to Miami’s artsiest neighborhoods for a night of free music, refreshments and of course, art.

For your viewing pleasure, Art/design galleries and alternate spaces in Wynwood and the Design District open their doors from 7 pm to 10 pm.


The Wynwood Art Walk and Design District’s Art + Design Night are ongoing events so make sure to keep these rotating on your calendars!

Do the White Thing

strictlyMIA is a connoisseur of anything and everything local especially bands/artists. Lucky for you (and us), we know where to find them.

This Thursday beginning at 10 pm, The White Room is hosting some of Miami's most bonafide crowd pleasers:

-Hoosha

-L'Savant

-Nick Briz (Noise Harmonium)

-Trans Overdrive

This eclectic line-up of indie/alternative, funk/blues, and electronic sound is sure to make your ears and your wallet very happy (NO COVER!) .

The White Room: 1306 N.Miami Ave.

Downtown Lunch Fun

For those of you who live and/or work in the Downtown area:

Spend your Thursday lunch hour wisely and pass by Bayfront Park's Farmers' Market and Lunchtime Experience!

This farmers' market offers:

• Locally grown fruits & veggies
• Live Music
• Food & Bev. Vendors
• Table & Chairs ( so you can enjoy your lunch by the bay!)

And best of all, its FREE.

[The market runs every Thursday from 11 am to 3 pm until April 5th]