$5 make you wanna holla

Tonight, @MiaSci Happy Hour with Substance (the Miami Science Museum's monthly, young professionals mixer) goes on the road to Cabana One Rooftop Lounge at The Mayfair Hotel.

Enjoy complimentary Polar Beer, drink specials at the bar, music by EP and live science fun with Merlin the Magician. All this for only a $5 cover - so no "I'm broke as a joke" excuses for not going!

Some details...
Location: Cabana One Rooftop Lounge, The Mayfair Hotel
Address: 3000 Florida Avenue, Coconut Grove
Time: Happy Hour time...so leave work early and be there at 6 PM!

Happy Hump Day!

We're scrapping for a "seriously, WTF" so instead here's a funny to celebrate hump day!

Quads are making a comeback!

So, I was driving down NE 2nd avenue in Wynwood yesterday and passed by a Dominoes pizza. Apparently, I missed the memo because that location is now a skate up joint. Waiting at the counter there was a girl (totally done up with make-up and all) waiting for her pizza in old school quad skates that looked like they were circa 1986 (I think I had might have had the same pair).

EVERYONE has in bike in my neighbor...but seriously, WTF, now we're pulling out the quads?? Yea...I think that's pretty awesome.

Are quads be making a comeback? What do you think??

Miami's best band? duh, ArtOfficial!

The Miami New Times is launching its annual "Best of Miami" survey and needs your votes! This local tradition highlights the best of the best in the city and I personally always look forward to it. From new eateries to local music venues to the best boutiques and the best new bands, the "Best of Miami" always brings us Miami's hidden treasures.

In particular, this year, I think you should vote for ArtOfficial in the best band category. Here's my shameless, yet totally derserving plug:

• Have you ever been to one of their shows and seen people NOT dancing? Yea, that never happens...they always know how to bring it and personally, I always leave a show one hot mess...which is what you want from a good night out. Plus, they have their own "Dancing Queen" front and center at every show.


• There's no perfect way to describe their sound because they're just 'Too Nasty'....seriously, think about the sickest rapper you know from the golden era of hip-hop, jamming with a classic jazz band....luckily you don't have to think about it, because it exists. ArtOfficial is basically a match made in heaven...and anything that comes heaven must be good.


• Their sax guy, Keith, will likely spontaneously combust on stage one day...it doesn't get any cooler than that.


• They won't ban you from their shows if you act a fool and sing into their mics while they're trying to record live...they'll just turn them off and welcome back you back with open arms.


• The just won a Grammy! Well, almost...more like the Grammy Florida showcase, which is still the coolest thing and one step closer. They also made it as finalists to play at Lollapalooza. They've released an album in Japan. They were part of the line-up to re-open South Beach's iconic Clevelander Hotel. They have multiple weekly shows at some of Miami's best venues. Yet, despite all their success and the number of good things that continue to happen for them...they're still just a bunch of guys passionate about what they do and make sure they work hard to do it...and that's why it works.

So, basically, they simply just rock! It's hard to find genuine goodness like this in Miami, even if you tried. Trust me on this. So go on and vote now!!

Photo: Photography by Kar Gar

Hello, Hello...strictlyMIA...you there?!?!?

Yes, we're alive! There really is no excuse for our lapse in posting...or is there? Actually, the thing is, I just got a puppy and she peed on my laptop...so as you can imagine, it has been hard to connect to bring you the latest and greatest about anything and everything Miami. Do you forgive us?

Well...if I'm begging forgiveness, I should tell you the truth (especially since I haven't really actually gotten my puppy yet)...we've simply fallen off the map...have been slacking off...lost our focus...but behind every slacker there is always an excuse, so here are some of ours:

1. Travelin' - I went on vacay a month ago...and while I physically checked-out and came back, I hadn't really mentally checked-in. Luckily, I just survived a 50-hour work week...so my brain has re-activated itself from "slacker, do just enough to get by" mode to "get shit done, while burning the midnight oil" mode. In addition to my fun in the sun, I also had some business travel in between. All the air travel sent my funny, witty brain chip into hibernation...I'm not sure if it is fully awake yet, but hopefully the rustiness will wear off in the next few posts.


2. Celebratin'- strictlyMIA graduated!!! So, she took some time to mentally decompress...after all the shize she went through at F-I-U...I don't blame her. CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!


3. Workin' - After graduation, StrictlyMIA started the "real world." Meaning goodbye Friday mani/pedi at noon, hello 9 to 5, baby! Some growing pains are in order.


4. Couch Potato-in' (kinda) - Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol...well, not really...more like the TV...I got sucked into Grey's, Lost, the NBA Playoffs...which all did include some alcohol-happy (or miserable if we're talking about the Heat's elimination) viewing parties. Plus, I'm broke...so TV and Robert Mondavi's Pinot Noir (only the $9, private collection) have become my new BFFs.

But, there's no need to fear! I just got my tax return check, bought some new red shoes, and found some new inspiration...so, I'm happy to say we're back business!!!

P.S. do you have any lame excuses for laziness?? Please do share...my excuse well is running dry and I'm sure I'll need something at one point or another (of course, not for the blog =).

This For You, Moms!

Moms around the nation can experience the ultimate Mom's nite out on Thursday, May 7th.

Locally hosted at Dadeland Mall, this "nite out" will feature great social networking opportunities with cooking demonstrations, a style presentation, complimentary wine and cheese samples by Winn-Dixie and more. Moms, there will also be giveways and shopping benefits (more reason for you to go and have fun!)

The event runs from 6 to 9 p.m. in the center of the mall.

For more local info, please visit Simon.com. For national info, visit Momsniteout.com.

Go ahead, you deserve it!

Vote for Your Favorite Miami Spot

944 Magazine is asking its readers to help them assemble thier May "944 Picks" Issue. All you have to do is visit www.944.com/picks and nominate your favorite spot in Miami.

Categories include:

- Eat This: Restaurants, Breakfast Spots and Mom-and-Pop Bistros
- Step Out: Nightspots, Best Rooftops, Dive Bars, Microbrews and Wine Bars
- Fashion Forward: Baubles, Duds and Designers
- Body Conscious: Trendsetting Salons, Spa and Yoga Studios
- Get Cultured: Music, Art and Architecture

Don't forget to pick up the May issue (coming out May 4th) and see if your nomination was chosen.

It's All About Me

After long hectic hours at the office and almost growing a hunchback from sitting at your desk all day in front of a computer screen… we all need a ME Day! And what better way than at Me Day Spa. We recently visited this cozy bungalow-like spa that is tucked away on Alton Road. They have all the trendy comforts of the modern day spa from a hair salon, mani and pedi stations, three facial rooms and amazing massages. They even have a special carotene treatment for your hair and mango facial peels (sounds yummy).

Their staff is really friendly and while you’re getting pampered you even get treated to a glass of champagne..it doesn’t get any better than that now does it! You can check them out at http://www.medayspa.com/.

Me Day Spa: 1439 Alton Road Miami Beach

(305) 534-6363

More Segafredo Goodness

Segafredo opened another door, this time on Española Way in the heart of South Beach. Expect the décor, menu, and chic atmosphere to be similar to their Brickell and Bal Harbour locations (already fab places especially for happy hour).

Parents & Dog lovers will be happy to know that Segafredo Española Way offers a children’s menu as well as a dog menu.

For more info, click here.

Segafredo Española Way: 500 Española Way

Liar Liar...Wednesday Rant

One of our strictlyMIA fans (one of the five of you) sent us this picture and we just had to post it up. I understand that we live in a predominant Hispanic culture but seriously, wtf?

If anyone dares to try these or has tried them before, please let us know.